Gunners Special #2

# WHEN A GUNNER PRE-MED COMES TO GET ADVISE ON HOW TO DO WELL IN MED SCHOOL

It's like:

# WHEN A GUNNER EXPLAINS SOMETHING TO ME

It's like:

# WHEN A GUNNER STARTS ARGUING WITH A LECTURER

I'm just like:

Don't know when I'l be back again...

Even though I am not preparing for my exams, I don't think I'll be able to post often. Blogger has been acting a bit crazy these days.
Till then, to increase your knowledge and basics I'l leave you with
1) A physiology tutor
2) A pathology tutor

In the meanwhile,BE BARFI !!!

Lost

Apologies to all readers for no posts for a long time. I have had a traumatic couple of weeks.

• I had my CVS Block exam almost a month back. 
• Finished with my Renal/Electrolyte Block exam yesterday. Sigh!!

It's not yet over. I'l still be going through a really rough patch right now with Reproductive/Endrocrine Block exam just a month away and just before Dashain starts. And also my Basic Science finals are starting at the last week of December and will last till Makar Sankranti.

TRYING TO MAKE UP WITH THE NEVER ENDING EXAMS

No Christmas! No New Year! It's not that I celebrate any, but the mere thought of studying at the peak of winters and giving dangerous Vivas on the day of my birthday seems pretty scary. But, just the very thought of getting 6 months of vacation after the exams makes this effort worth it!

I'm sure I'll be back in blogging form eventually...Oh, and hey! Did I mention I got LASIK Yeah! So,this is my first blog post without glasses/ contacts. What freedom! It's been lovely not having to fuss around with them. It feels great to wear sunglasses anytime that I want to. And since I read a lot about apocalypse and stuffs, now I'm not scared of losing my glasses --> not being able to see ---> DIE!

Gunners Special

# HOW GUNNERS REACT TO LECTURERS

Case 1: If they agree with the prof.

Case 2: If they don't

 # WHEN A GUNNER RAISES HIS HAND TO ASK ANOTHER QUESTION

The rest of the class is like..

Truth about Lectures- Fun!

#1. I like it how it nicely sums up absolutely everything you need to know about med school lectures

#2. When the lecturer starts a sentence with, as you already know

#3. Whenever the lecturer says- Don't worry, this won't be on the exam.

       But then, I'm just like

#4. During the fourth lecture of the morning

It's time for Stupid Jokes!

Tomorrow is my GI Block exam.  Um, yeah.  What better way to celebrate a tedious day of studying than a few cringe-worthy jokes?

Q: How do medical students feel the night before their GI exam?
A: Shitty

Q: What do you call it when your diarrhea is gone?
A: Gonorrhea

Q: What do you call the crisis that is happening worldwide from eating contaminated water or undercooked meat?
A: Global Worming

Q. What should you call me if I actually learn this material and ace the test?
A: GI Vishakha

Q: What should you do if you're writing dumb jokes when you should be studying for your GI exam?
A: B. cereus

And today in the dissection hall..

* GI system assessment is just a week away*
Me: This dissection is so sad. I don't know what any of this stuff is!
* After a while*
Me: Check this out! This cadaver doesn't have a J shaped stomach, like it's shown in the book.
* Students gather*
Student M: It's not J shaped because it is not a stomach.
Me: Oh, Cool! This is turning out to be even more interesting, this man lived all these years without a stomach?
Student S: This is pancreas.
And I'm just like:

Oh! BTW, I had missed the previous dissection in which they cut off the J shaped stomach

Assortment of Dissection Feelings

# When you pass the under-preserved cadaver in lab

#When I make the mistake of describing my dissection to my non-med school friends or even family

They're just like

# When I realize "that" slimy feeling is because there's hole in my gloves
I'm just like

# When I accidentally cut a nerve, but then reconstruct it from fascia

I'm just like

# During dissection, some one asks whether we should cut the vessel or not

And I'm like " Let's try it!"

Nobel-Prize Winning Idea!

Med School In Graph

Source:  AP