Assortment of Dissection Feelings #2

#When the anatomy professor compliments me on my dissection

I'm like:

#Anatomy First Cut Feeling

# When it's time to crack out the bonesaw in anatomy

# When I finish a dissection early. 

I'm like:

And today in the dissection hall..

* GI system assessment is just a week away*
Me: This dissection is so sad. I don't know what any of this stuff is!
* After a while*
Me: Check this out! This cadaver doesn't have a J shaped stomach, like it's shown in the book.
* Students gather*
Student M: It's not J shaped because it is not a stomach.
Me: Oh, Cool! This is turning out to be even more interesting, this man lived all these years without a stomach?
Student S: This is pancreas.
And I'm just like:

Oh! BTW, I had missed the previous dissection in which they cut off the J shaped stomach

Assortment of Dissection Feelings

# When you pass the under-preserved cadaver in lab

#When I make the mistake of describing my dissection to my non-med school friends or even family

They're just like

# When I realize "that" slimy feeling is because there's hole in my gloves
I'm just like

# When I accidentally cut a nerve, but then reconstruct it from fascia

I'm just like

# During dissection, some one asks whether we should cut the vessel or not

And I'm like " Let's try it!"