Which one are you?

Social Media- I'm an addict creator!

I didn't join Instagram and Pinterest until a few weeks back, and I was completely hooked in less than 24 hours. The telltale signs of addiction that I can see in myself- in the minutes and hours post-upload I found myself maniacally checking comments and likes as if my life depended on it.

And posting original photos makes me a "creator".

I love how instagram brings real moments from around the world into my world, all through a small screen. And why Pinterest?

This is how I'm wasting my time, when I should be pinned to the books and uploading bookish info into my brain.

If you are a fellow social media addict, you can find me pinning away as zzeher and 'gramming away as zzeher.

It's time for Stupid Jokes!

Tomorrow is my GI Block exam.  Um, yeah.  What better way to celebrate a tedious day of studying than a few cringe-worthy jokes?

Q: How do medical students feel the night before their GI exam?
A: Shitty

Q: What do you call it when your diarrhea is gone?
A: Gonorrhea

Q: What do you call the crisis that is happening worldwide from eating contaminated water or undercooked meat?
A: Global Worming

Q. What should you call me if I actually learn this material and ace the test?
A: GI Vishakha

Q: What should you do if you're writing dumb jokes when you should be studying for your GI exam?
A: B. cereus

And today in the dissection hall..

* GI system assessment is just a week away*
Me: This dissection is so sad. I don't know what any of this stuff is!
* After a while*
Me: Check this out! This cadaver doesn't have a J shaped stomach, like it's shown in the book.
* Students gather*
Student M: It's not J shaped because it is not a stomach.
Me: Oh, Cool! This is turning out to be even more interesting, this man lived all these years without a stomach?
Student S: This is pancreas.
And I'm just like:

Oh! BTW, I had missed the previous dissection in which they cut off the J shaped stomach

Assortment of Dissection Feelings

# When you pass the under-preserved cadaver in lab

#When I make the mistake of describing my dissection to my non-med school friends or even family

They're just like

# When I realize "that" slimy feeling is because there's hole in my gloves
I'm just like

# When I accidentally cut a nerve, but then reconstruct it from fascia

I'm just like

# During dissection, some one asks whether we should cut the vessel or not

And I'm like " Let's try it!"

Nobel-Prize Winning Idea!

It's all about Food and Shit!

So, we're done with lungs and moving onto digestion!(LOL) digestive system. By far I'm not hating it but, this is clearly A Whole Other World from the easier pulmonary section, which could be easily recapped as "Pressure = 1/Volume" and "Smoking Kills".

Who knows what the motto for digestive will be. But for now, I just came to know about a not-so-famous notorious essay "Fart Proudly" written by the famous Benjamin Franklin.*

*Who knows you get this question on the next season of Kaun Banega Crorepati, and you might as well thank me for this.*