Which one are you?

It's time for Stupid Jokes!

Tomorrow is my GI Block exam.  Um, yeah.  What better way to celebrate a tedious day of studying than a few cringe-worthy jokes?

Q: How do medical students feel the night before their GI exam?
A: Shitty

Q: What do you call it when your diarrhea is gone?
A: Gonorrhea

Q: What do you call the crisis that is happening worldwide from eating contaminated water or undercooked meat?
A: Global Worming

Q. What should you call me if I actually learn this material and ace the test?
A: GI Vishakha

Q: What should you do if you're writing dumb jokes when you should be studying for your GI exam?
A: B. cereus