Truth about Lectures- Fun!

#1. I like it how it nicely sums up absolutely everything you need to know about med school lectures

#2. When the lecturer starts a sentence with, as you already know

#3. Whenever the lecturer says- Don't worry, this won't be on the exam.

       But then, I'm just like

#4. During the fourth lecture of the morning

It's time for Stupid Jokes!

Tomorrow is my GI Block exam.  Um, yeah.  What better way to celebrate a tedious day of studying than a few cringe-worthy jokes?

Q: How do medical students feel the night before their GI exam?
A: Shitty

Q: What do you call it when your diarrhea is gone?
A: Gonorrhea

Q: What do you call the crisis that is happening worldwide from eating contaminated water or undercooked meat?
A: Global Worming

Q. What should you call me if I actually learn this material and ace the test?
A: GI Vishakha

Q: What should you do if you're writing dumb jokes when you should be studying for your GI exam?
A: B. cereus

And today in the dissection hall..

* GI system assessment is just a week away*
Me: This dissection is so sad. I don't know what any of this stuff is!
* After a while*
Me: Check this out! This cadaver doesn't have a J shaped stomach, like it's shown in the book.
* Students gather*
Student M: It's not J shaped because it is not a stomach.
Me: Oh, Cool! This is turning out to be even more interesting, this man lived all these years without a stomach?
Student S: This is pancreas.
And I'm just like:

Oh! BTW, I had missed the previous dissection in which they cut off the J shaped stomach